Let me introduce you to the cake philosophy...

den er på engelsk xD men i forstår den jo nok! :D

Are you going to read my topic? Stop up for a moment and rethink, maybe you wouldn't read it anyway, if I told you this warning. :)
If you really think hard about it, and really take this cake philosophy close to you, you will never! Ever never ever take cake seriously again :D Specially when people are talking about grandmothers cakes!! :) And for you people who wants something seriously, lifechanging or something like that? Then stop right now because this philosophy is just for fun XD
Now you are proper warned :)

Well I have to give the credit to my dear friend Medusa, who has told me this philosophy

One simple conclusion which makes this philosophy true(Remember this is just for fun and laughter)
We all know that cake is god! Nothing is better than cake, well only a few things and that is where I'm heading to :D
So cake is god,
but what other kinds of things are also godlike? Well now I'm most addressed to boys and male creatures :)
Yes are you thinking about the same?? Of course you are, boobies are also gods!!
So now to the true point of life! If cake is god, and boobies are god, then cake = boobies!! :D

Well now you are probably thinking, what kind of bloody hell drugs has he been taking? Well just wait for a moment, before you close your laptop down because you can feel how your braincells are dying of frivolous! :)
Then read my argumentations and you will feel a manifestness!

There are a lot of parallels between cake and boobies. :)
You can talk about different sizes of cake, and we all know that there are different sizes of boobies, some of them better than others :D For example.
Cookies = totally flat breasts.
Cupcakes = A little handful or lesser, that depends of which size of cupcakes you normally eat :D But it is normally a A cup
Muffins = a good handful a B cup
Birth day cake = Well you have probably got the point now right?
And so on :)

When you talk about sizes, then you usually don't count the shape of the cake.
But of course you can still compare boobies with the shape of a cake. :)
Muffin = Round and bulging boobies
If you have some kind of long cake, then it could be = very hanging breasts

Well now we have sizes and shape, then we can take the consistent.
We all know that some cakes are softer than others, and that you can clearly also compare with breast, some are hard, some are very soft. :)

Then you can also talk about the cake's surface. :)
Some cakes have a smooth soft surface, which are usually really nice, right guys (and girls)?
Then there are cakes, which have a rough surface, and you can guess for yourself :)

And you can talk about durability for example a big birthday cake.
We all know that women with large breasts, will because of gravity make her breast to hang. And it is the same with birthday cake. Birthday cakes usually loose their shape faster than other cakes. :)

And only the fantasy is a limit in which way you can compare cake with breasts :D

And now you are probably thinking, Okay I can compare cakes, but what is the point? (and now I can never take cake seriously again!)
Well that is what I'm about to tell you. :)

I have giving you the tool to talk about breasts and never get caught or discovered by the females whose breasts you are talking about. :D 'cause they can only hear you talking about cake! :D

Hope you can use it hihi
And before I end this journal, then try to think about your grandmothers cakes!!
See! Now I have damage you, and you can never take cake seriously, ever again :D

Jeg er bager -.-'

hahahaha xD

Makuro, jeg er osse bager, hvis du kommer til det kom sammen, som Bobo gør, så får du fanme nogle seriøs tæsk XD

HA jeg er ikke bange! xD

bare vent, Makuro.. du blir bange XD

vi får se vi får se ;)

haha yes gør vi xD

O.o så du bager kager Dust, det betyder at du er plastikkirurg! :D

arhhahahahahahaha xD det bliver bare bedre og bedre! :D

*sidde og glo dumt* ja jeg er jo bare en road soldier, en typisk kæle bjørn, og en ustabil hjerneskadet 19 året, men hvad fuck har en plastikkilrug med at bage kager at gøre, kære MIsha? xD?

og Makuro du får stadig en runde i ringen med Bobo xD

Kuuma du har vist ikke fået kageprincippet endnu.
kage = bryster.
Bager bager kage,
derfor laver en bager bryster,
derfor må det være en plastikkirurg, som laver bryster XD

Tja jeg er bare glad for at Medusa lige sagde, at jeg raver på patter til dagligt XD

NÅRRRRRRRRRRRRRR nu forstår Bobo den, takker Misha XD derfor du er Mama Admin og ikke mig, kan dog ikke være Mama admin, men jo har læst det, men det er cool nok XD

Dust, min brother from another mother, du har fanme fat i noget, skal uddannes som bager og ikke kok med bager som tillæg xD

hahaha XD

Misha, altså, jeg er jo en kæle bjørn, hvem kan bebrejde mig? xD?

Liv du skulle vel ikke have brug for, at jeg lige bager dine småkager så de bliver til cookies? XD eller er du mere til noget i retning af følelsen af scoones, krydset med lagkage til 2? XD

O.o O.o jeg vil ikke have at mine kager bliver til cookies!! De skal jo ikke blive mindre end de er i forvejen!!! >.< XD

du har også nogle gode kager xD så det kan jeg godt forså :3

Er i blinde, jeg skrev ikke kager til cookies, jeg skrev småkager til cookies xs kan i ikke læse? XD

De er for lækkersultene til at læse korrekt :)

O.o Hey hvordan ved du, hvordan mine kager ser ud Makuro?? O.o

Han har set din deviantart din hat XD

*løber væk i skjul af pinlighed*

men han ved stadigvæk ikke meget mere end hvordan de ser ud, når der er tøj på kroppen XD
for han har jo aldrig set min Cherrybomb serie XD hihi

hehe ja jeg ved ikke helt hvordan du kan blive ved med at glemme det xD