lymric fun (kreative rim)

så i dag i engelsk kede jeg mig og lavede nogle lymrics som jeg syntes jeg ville dele

Blaine to blame

The once was a man named blaine
he snorted three lines of cocaine
drove to find a hooker
locked her inside a locker
and beat her to death with a cane

Lulu and her master

there once was a girl named lulu
an apostel of the dark lord cthulu
she summoned her master
it was a disaster
and now we have a hungry cthulu

jack the joker

there once was a man named Jack
his brother got shot in the back
he held the gun
thougth it was fun
and then everything went black

hvis folk selv vil prøve skal de være velkommne

Lol - love it :)

jeg elsker Lymrics

De er på dansk ofte meget dirty xD

kan bedre lide de mørke der findes på engelsk

gode rim dog ^^

jeg takker William, og er enig med dig, de mørke er bare bedre

Jeg kan lide dem alle - blot ikke de HELT slemme , de bliver så lidt for meget for min smag xD

Men dem der er her er skønne :)

tak millicent
C:

This one is very evil. ^^ i hope you like it.


There once was a nice boy called Jeff
Who sadly was both blind and deaf.
Bud the did love the flesh
Of dead people- so fresh,
and soon became the worlds finest chef

den er god Clara, har du selv skrevet den ^^

Ja, det er ikke helt nemt, men det tager ikke så lang tid når man først har en ide. :P ^^

Awesome at se sine rollinger være kreative :D

Det mørk og brutale... meget specielle :3

No one ever said;
a Heiku had to make sense.
Refrigerator.

Det er meget sandt o.o

I teorien kan man bare sætte random ord sammen til et haiku, så længe de bare følger reglerne. ^^

unlucky Juno

there once was a girl named Juno
she went to the zoo to train judo
she fell on her head
now shes dead
about to be eaten by a komodo

Stakkels tøs XD

clara was out of luck
cause jack didnt give a fuck
cut up her flesh
oh so fresh
and sold it for a quick buck

Dear Arma,
you remind me of shawama.
'Cause you're hot then you're cold.
You're yes then you're no.
You might even get bold!
Then don't mind if I go…

:P

Lamia was a sweet little girl
who found a new pet to give a twirl
it was a disgrace
it bit off her face
it was so bad you could hurl

Deus was a demon,
who tried to be awesome like Freeman.
He thought he had class,
but he only like his own sweet ass.
Deus, he had a hat,
but it was just a dead bat.
Deus, why a bat?
"Because I couldn't find my cat."
Cats have swag he said.